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Transcribed: 2026-04-02 00:38:00
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[0:01] why do you want to be a lawyer because lawyers won't be replaced by ai
[0:07] and i'm good at arguing with people and presenting
[0:10] presenting evidence lawyers definitely but um
[0:14] lawyers also make these like really good money
[0:17] definitely can be replaced i'm gonna replace them with ai you need a human
[0:21] presence in the courtroom they're not going to let ai into courtrooms because
[0:23] it's sensitive human sensitive personal data
[0:28] they don't let people bring their phones into courtrooms
[0:32] i have my phone but i know some of them you can bring your phones to
[0:38] generally oh that's right most courthouses when you're going into
[0:42] court to go in front of a judge and all of
[0:45] that i don't know what you do they don't want phones out
[0:52] in some of them there are many that they will have you leave your phone in the
[0:57] car and there are many that you can't bring
[1:00] in water or water bottles or anything
[1:03] in there i mean this is a weapon because the
[1:07] phone might be in there that doesn't make it
[1:09] actually not do you think if you put a phone in it
[1:14] recording it'd be able to hear what was going on on the outside
[1:16] no it's vacuum sealed all right i'm still thinking
[1:20] why would you put a phone in here if you could just put it in your pocket
[1:24] you can see i remember when we went to the hospital that one time when we were
[1:35] sitting in the hallway waiting and you were talking
[1:38] about the government is going to get your social security number i know my
[1:41] social security number now what when did she do that that was a
[1:48] few years ago uh it was because it wasn't because the
[1:51] the cameras at the yeah at the hospital like they're
[1:56] watching us the government's watching us they're gonna steal my social security
[1:59] number you already have it yeah that's what i
[2:02] said yeah what was i talking about before this
[2:07] eggs i don't want to talk about eggs what was i talking about before this
[2:13] a lawyer you know before that i don't remember what was before that
[2:16] oh the neighbors um she's all right though
[2:21] she told her she came over one day and she was like dairy queen's giving out
[2:24] free ice cream cones it's a dollar donation but it's less
[2:30] than their regular no it's food dipped it's food dipped it's food dipped it's
[2:33] no it was all of them were a dollar donation
[2:37] yeah no arguing i'm anyways um thanks to me i i talked to
[2:46] both of them because one time i was outside of nebula and this guy was
[2:50] like he was fixing his car i think and he was playing music
[2:54] he was like dance white girl what did you call me
[2:57] the guy don't have a problem with me i don't really like him too much he's
[3:03] the girl i had a problem with because i said something to her about her
[3:08] fucking dog running up on us and she wanted to get uppity with me and
[3:13] i'm not the one to get uppity with because i'll do it right back
[3:17] maybe she was nice to me because i wasn't gay is it not a problem maybe
[3:20] because we talked about like progress and stuff why am i killing her
[3:26] i didn't talk to her much now i did i i was nice like whenever her dogs would
[3:30] get out and like she did give me her phone number
[3:33] once that day that i cut i cussed her out and then i was like i'm sorry how do
[3:38] i let you know when your dog is out she gave me her phone number so i text
[3:42] her when her dog's out hey this is samantha your fucking dog is out
[3:47] yo her name is samantha yeah i like samantha
[3:50] oh i kind of like samantha dad and jimmy are the best
[3:52] dog that's going up that dog i'm so excited
[3:56] i've got a problem all four years because normally you're only allowed to
[3:59] go junior senior but i got people to take me when i'm a
[4:03] freshman in sophomore i never went to prom because you didn't
[4:07] want to or because you couldn't i mean nobody asked me you don't want
[4:14] to fight yourself no one asked me i'm the one who asked them hey can you
[4:19] take me to prom i just want to are you there with chandler
[4:23] yes
[4:27] how's that but anyways how does that mean like i'm not going with like a
[4:42] boyfriend or like i'm probably going to be just
[4:45] dancing i i went to one dance with a group of
[4:50] girls in high school it was the only high
[4:52] school dance that i went to um and it was homecoming and one guy
[4:57] asked me to dance and